TOWER OF POWER - A MEDIOCRE TUTORIAL
I don’t really make tutorials, but just because I haven’t done something doesn’t mean I shouldn’t try. If people didn’t do things they hadn’t done before, we wouldn’t have cheese, and the world would be even worse than it already is. Anyhow, here’s a tutorial on how to build a tower. Ingredients: Nut Tin Pink Foam Pen Knife Mod Podge Air Dry Clay Coffee Stirrers Texture Paste Hot Glue Paint Steps: Eat a bunch of nuts. They’re good for you, especially if they’re not drowning in salt. Afterwards, you get a handy lidded tin, which everyone thinks is great. Use the tin and the pen to mark out your foam so that you get two chonky circles. If you have a knife, you know what to do. In the event that you didn’t know what to do, use a knife to chop those chonky circles until you get chonky discs. Stack the discs and hot glue them to each other and to the base. Use extra foam and coffee stirrers to add details you think will look cool. Slather the whole thing in Mod Podge Slather the tower in ai...
