Squalor and Dice

Dearest Reader, I'm typing this from the horizontal position, feeling like someone stuffed a balloon up my nose and then inflated it like some clown doctor with a PhD from Honk U. This feels fitting though, as before I felt gnarly, I had started the earnest work of bringing my Death Guard from 500pts to a solid 1K, and anyone who shows the slightest devotion to Nurgle. Did I get sick because I was working on my plague marines, or was I working on plague marines because I knew I was getting sick? The answer is a flat "dunno," because at the end of the day all that matters is I didn't die, and now my toys look good. When last we spoke, I had speculated about what additions I might make, were I to continue with this army. I'd supposed that a plagueburst crawlers would be neato mosquito, but when the time came I wound up getting a pair of them because the only thing better than one chungus is two chungus. I told an associate about my funny little army plan, and he exp...